HOW TO END UP DOING AN ALL NIGHTER?

The best way to let misery consume you.^{we've all been there.}

This is how the week rolls by based on our motto:

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• DAY 1:
  Think about the project
• DAY 2:
  Pretend you need extensive time to brain storm over it
• DAY 3:
  Maybe use the internet to get some juices flowing
• DAY 4:
  Open your laptop to start the project but end up on a shopping spree on amazon
• DAY 5:
  Feel guilty and tell yourself you'll start tomorrow

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SPOILER ALERT: Tomorrow never comes

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• DAY 6:
  Freak out over not having started it but realise you have a bunch of tv shows and movies to catch up on. Priorities.
• DAY 7:
  Try to do the project along with watching tv and listening to music and google-ing random things. Finally concentrate on it starting 12 am

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After you have gone through the experience of staying up the whole night working on your project and then sitting through a whole day of classes:

Was it worth it? NO. YES!

If you've done too many all nighters and are sick of life and hate yourself then it might be time to check ME out.

THE PROCRASTINATORS CLUB
Procrastination over work

fatimah.anwar42@qmail.cuny.edu